Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...

1. Don’t.
2. If you do, evaluate the risks and at least lie about something worth it.
3. Memorize your version and stick to it, or you will just look pathetic.
4. In order to make nº 3 easier don’t give too much detail, it may confuse even you and may look suspicious by itself.
5. Never forget – people are not stupid and they will prove it to you when least expected.
6. When you get caught, act like a man. Covers, more covers and new versions never make things look better. Know when to give up and admit.
7. Just because you are a lying scum it doesn’t mean everyone else is.
8. Even if your version of truth is not being challenged it does not mean the lie was swallowed, see: nº 5 and don’t feel too safe.