Is there such thing as too good blow job?
Yes, there is.
Obviously men love blow jobs, at least most of them do. There's still a fringe minority of uptights who consider the whole idea unkosher (see: de Niro to Billy Crystal "in the mouth that kisses my childredn!?!?"), but in general it's safe to assume that men love blow jobs.
Now, if men love blow jobs they like them to be delivered with quality, just like everyting else.
BUT, there's always a but in every situation.
What if a guy is into a relationship with a lady, they get personal and sexual about it and she reveals herself to be an expert in oral sex? The guy enjoys the treat and little doubts start creeping into his other head... Where did she get all that skill and expertise? At this stage he might just forget about it and go for another round of delights or he may follow the investigative route of inquiring mind.
Slippery slope towards certain disaster.
Somehow man have trouble acknowledging the ladies they are more or less seriously interested in have past of their own. That it this past may be other men, other blowjobs.
Why blowjobs and not intercourse as such?
Mainly because a loving in-relationship blow job requires more intimacy than regular sex. A blow job requires dedication, inspiration, good amount of affection if not worship to achieve excellence. How to get over the idea she gave that to another man? To several men? The horror...
Even worse if she obviously enjoys the procedure and seems to be at ease about it.
Reminder: we are not talking about hookers or one night stands, it's about a "decent woman" revealing herself as blow job expert.
How many men can live with this, not imagining her doing the same thing with the same dedication to someone else in the past, or even someone else in present - since she enjoys is and is so good she might have many offers for come back and new sessions. Than what you, male pigs, would have done if you had a chance, right?
Oh, well, I'm rambling as usual, but the main point is, girls, don't let too much of your past show if you care for your present and future.
Obviously men love blow jobs, at least most of them do. There's still a fringe minority of uptights who consider the whole idea unkosher (see: de Niro to Billy Crystal "in the mouth that kisses my childredn!?!?"), but in general it's safe to assume that men love blow jobs.
Now, if men love blow jobs they like them to be delivered with quality, just like everyting else.
BUT, there's always a but in every situation.
What if a guy is into a relationship with a lady, they get personal and sexual about it and she reveals herself to be an expert in oral sex? The guy enjoys the treat and little doubts start creeping into his other head... Where did she get all that skill and expertise? At this stage he might just forget about it and go for another round of delights or he may follow the investigative route of inquiring mind.
Slippery slope towards certain disaster.
Somehow man have trouble acknowledging the ladies they are more or less seriously interested in have past of their own. That it this past may be other men, other blowjobs.
Why blowjobs and not intercourse as such?
Mainly because a loving in-relationship blow job requires more intimacy than regular sex. A blow job requires dedication, inspiration, good amount of affection if not worship to achieve excellence. How to get over the idea she gave that to another man? To several men? The horror...
Even worse if she obviously enjoys the procedure and seems to be at ease about it.
Reminder: we are not talking about hookers or one night stands, it's about a "decent woman" revealing herself as blow job expert.
How many men can live with this, not imagining her doing the same thing with the same dedication to someone else in the past, or even someone else in present - since she enjoys is and is so good she might have many offers for come back and new sessions. Than what you, male pigs, would have done if you had a chance, right?
Oh, well, I'm rambling as usual, but the main point is, girls, don't let too much of your past show if you care for your present and future.
posted by Karyatis at 7:01 pm
