There's no such thing as too good... mmmm...
Oh my, this is supposed to be second part of the "Is there such thing as too good blow job?"(February 14, 2004 post) this time dedicated to the reverse a.k.a. pussy eating.
Miau!
Not an easy subject if you ask me, so I concentrated on intensive research, especially field research - at this point I would like to thank where applicable for all the lab sessions, discussions on the subject and literature supplied (in form of magazines for men), I won't be thanking my mom and dad, wouldn't be appropriate, kind of... Anyway, I'm still biased about the subject, mainly because I just love the stuff, when expertly delivered that is... Did I just say it? I didn't mean it, mom. Ack! Too late.
So, can a pussy get eaten too well? No. The better it feels the less a woman will analyze it. Contrary to the male suspicion - "on whom did she practice?" women believe in miracles and in them being unique, so there cannot be something like experience counting, just avoid making mistakes and she will feel oh so very special all the way.
Of course, it takes experience to avoid those mistakes, I know it but will your lover know? Let's see:
Mistake number one - showing off. So what if you're technically perfect and your tongue knows no limits? It's not about admiring your moves, it's all about how they feel, and they do feel weird. Remember having a tiny hole in your tooth and touching it with your tongue, how it felt enormous but it really was very little? That is more or less how whatever a woman feels gets blown out of proportion, provided she's tripping because it feels sooooo good, right? Right. So don't loose time trying to find out if she notices that fancy tickling move you trained in front of the mirror, she felt wet and hot and movement - it either felt delicious or not so good and that's it.
Please don't commit mistake number two - don't ask her to watch and/or comment whatever you're doing, unless she wants to. Men like to watch, in general, we rather want to feel and not think that there's a male head attached to that curious tongue. Yes, it may be the most beloved head, but it's better to forget about it or the magic will be shattered. You know, heads have eyes, eyes see - and it's really not the right moment for that piercing thought that he's looking real close at some spot that needs shaving, right next to a little bit too puffy bit of my upper thigh - see? Recipe for a disaster.
Please do remember you have hands and fingers and I have, well, more than just a pussy. Imagination rules supreme here, use it... Please, please use it...
Whoa, this is hard.
To be continued, maybe.
Miau!
Not an easy subject if you ask me, so I concentrated on intensive research, especially field research - at this point I would like to thank where applicable for all the lab sessions, discussions on the subject and literature supplied (in form of magazines for men), I won't be thanking my mom and dad, wouldn't be appropriate, kind of... Anyway, I'm still biased about the subject, mainly because I just love the stuff, when expertly delivered that is... Did I just say it? I didn't mean it, mom. Ack! Too late.
So, can a pussy get eaten too well? No. The better it feels the less a woman will analyze it. Contrary to the male suspicion - "on whom did she practice?" women believe in miracles and in them being unique, so there cannot be something like experience counting, just avoid making mistakes and she will feel oh so very special all the way.
Of course, it takes experience to avoid those mistakes, I know it but will your lover know? Let's see:
Mistake number one - showing off. So what if you're technically perfect and your tongue knows no limits? It's not about admiring your moves, it's all about how they feel, and they do feel weird. Remember having a tiny hole in your tooth and touching it with your tongue, how it felt enormous but it really was very little? That is more or less how whatever a woman feels gets blown out of proportion, provided she's tripping because it feels sooooo good, right? Right. So don't loose time trying to find out if she notices that fancy tickling move you trained in front of the mirror, she felt wet and hot and movement - it either felt delicious or not so good and that's it.
Please don't commit mistake number two - don't ask her to watch and/or comment whatever you're doing, unless she wants to. Men like to watch, in general, we rather want to feel and not think that there's a male head attached to that curious tongue. Yes, it may be the most beloved head, but it's better to forget about it or the magic will be shattered. You know, heads have eyes, eyes see - and it's really not the right moment for that piercing thought that he's looking real close at some spot that needs shaving, right next to a little bit too puffy bit of my upper thigh - see? Recipe for a disaster.
Please do remember you have hands and fingers and I have, well, more than just a pussy. Imagination rules supreme here, use it... Please, please use it...
Whoa, this is hard.
To be continued, maybe.
posted by Karyatis at 6:25 pm
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